> Fuck this shit; I'm transferring to Hogwarts.
Hi, I'm Amanda, I'm 25, I live in Philly, in college I majored in Kim Kardashian's ass and minored in Kanye's lyrical prose. I enjoy lingerie, pictures of girls with cute asses in thongs, big tits, smoking weed, pictures of people smoking weed, nice tits, vodka anything, men with beautiful eyes, pictures of people eating food and Harry Potter. Enjoy. Peace snitches.

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Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At The Disco

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Int’l Players Anthem -UGK

so, I typed a text to a girl I used to see 
Sayin that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be 
And I apologize if this message gets you down 
Then I CC’d every girl that I’d see see round town and 
I hate to see y’all frown but I’d rather see her smiling 
Wetness all around me, true, but I’m no island 
Peninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy 
Give up all this pussy cat thats in my lap no lookin back
…ooooooohhhh ooooohhh
I choose you girl 

fave throwback<3

You know we got yo back like chiroprac-tic

If that bitch do you dirty, we’ll wipe her ass out as in detergent!

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